You can see his boobs…
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up
I like to see trees bloom, it makes me happy.
The real john frusciante
People love her. Every time we do interviews together, she hugs everyone in the room, and I shake hands, and I immediately look like this stiff, repressed Brit. So from now on, I feel like I should snog someone. But then she’d probably do that better than me, too.
I don’t remember where this came from
THIS is the GREATEST thing on EARTH.
oh my gOD REMEMBER
" i’m not rude, i’m honest "
Alex Gaskarth: “For like a friend, she’s like, my main squeeze. Like in the friendzone? But still. I like her a lot. Hey Rian? I like your girlfriend a lot.”
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves